Bees Please!

When I took up beekeeping this spring several of my friends looked at me like I had decided to take up snake charming.   But really, the honeybee is a gentle creature (if unprovoked and you don’t do anything stupid to provoke them) away from the hive and will go to great lengths to avoid people and animals.  They only get aggressive if they feel they need to protect the hive (story about this on another post so watch this space!).   I have one Warre hive, which is a hive created for natural beekeeping.  Basically the hive is similar to a hollowed-out log (although it is a beautiful thing and a work of art.  Mine was handmade by my father, who is a luthier) so the bees draw their own comb.  The idea is that bees have been doing their thing for thousands of years and they really don’t need a body coming along, taking their hive apart to check they are doing their job.  Each time you open the hive the bees have to clean it up and regulate the temperature again, which puts a lot of pressure on them.  The only thing you need to do is feed them sugar syrup until the flowers are in bloom and then leave them alone until the fall when you “harvest” one or two boxes for yourself. 

For me, the honey is really a bonus.  My reason for beekeeping was to help the bees.  As many people know, Colony Collapse Disorder (CCD) is threatening the bee population throughout the world.  Beekeeping, in particular natural beekeeping, can help bring populations back. 

If you’re interested in the Warre hive and natural beekeeping, you can download Emile Warre’s guide on natural beekeeping called Beekeeping for All at www.thewarrestore.com.   Warre was a French monk and was very passionate about the bees.  He says that beekeeping is good for the soul and keeps a man’s mind where it out to be instead of in the taverns!  Good advice, I guess.

Warre and his “People’s Hive”   See how lovely it is?  Mine is in the orchard and it looks beautiful there.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My friend Russell, who produced my book trailer, wrote the following “facts” about bees. 

Bees were invented in 1067 by Lord Philippe de Beeswax, in the year following the historic Battle of Hivestings
 
Manufacture began in Spokane (which still makes 87% of today’s bees). Unfortunately, the original 3-legged design was soon found wanting, but thanks to the arrival of new super-glues and the rise of the insect prosthetics industry the current 10-legged (Bee-GT) version was achieved.
 
Intense cross-breeding was vigorously pursued resulting in the de Beeswax family ending up as bunch of jibbering halfwits.
 
But, meanwhile, the bee flourished, learning to fly only days after the Wright brothers in 1554.
 
Bees do sting and usually die in the process, but this was unheard of until Japan’s creation of the Kamikabeeze during WW2.
 
Those People who keep bees have variously been described as mad, stupid, masochists, predominantly left-handed and even wanton. This, of course is all completely true.
 
Some species of bees have a queen which can live up to over 85 years. She can rule her nest, sometimes with a single mate producing many offspring. However, these may be damaged by the inherent interbreeding that may occur. This is known as the Elizabeth the second queen-bee.
 
 

Got Goats?

So why do I have goats?  A little backstory first.  I have fourLaMancha Dairy goats, which are earless goats that developed in the United States from Spanish stock.  I started with two (which my husband, Mark bought me for Valentine’s Day and my birthday): Dulcinea and Valentine.  Dulcinea was bred last October and gave birth to two bucks in April, on Mark’s birthday.  Now, the idea of this venture was to have dairy goats to provide milk for our house.  Only girls would be allowed into our little dairy club because they give milk, but once I set eyes on D’s sons there was no way I was going to sell them.  No way, no how.   Don’t tell anyone but I love them.  I love them so much, and it made me wonder where all this was coming from so, like writers are wont to do, I sat and thought about it for a bit and realized that my love for goats stretched back to when I was ten or so and my mother bought me the book Heidi by Johanna Spyri.   One Saturday night while my mom hosted the monthly Bunco group and my brothers and sister were in our rooms (hoping that in the morning some of those fancy buttermints might be left) keeping busy, I began to read Heidi.  Amid the gleeful shouts of Bunco! I was swept away to the Swiss Alps where Heidi went to live with grandfather, called the Alm Uncle by the villagers.  That first night Grandfather fed Heidi toasted cheese and milk.  I had no idea that goats made milk and I had no idea of what goat cheese was, but I was there next to Heidi eating the toasted cheese and drinking the goat milk from the bowl.  Spyri’s description was so real that I could almost taste the sweetness of the milk, and I knew one day I would have a goat of my own. 

Heidi’s grandfather’s goats were named Barli (little bear) and Schwanli (little Swan).  In honor of Heidi’s Barli I named the first goat born on our farm Barley. 

This is the passage from Heidi I read so long ago:

The Grandfather brought her a large slice of bread and a piece of the golden cheese, and told her to eat.  Heidi lifted the bowl with both hands and drank without pause till it was empty.  The she drew a deep breath and put down the bowl. 

“Was the milk nice?” asked her grandfather.

“I never drank any so good before,” answered Heidi. 

“Then you must have some more,” and the old man filled her bowl again to the brim and set it before the child, who was now hungrily beginning her bread having first spread it with the cheese, which was as soft as butter; the two together tasted deliciously, and the child looked the picture of content as she sat eating, and at intervals taking further draughts of milk. 

I haven’t started milking Dulcinea yet, although I have had a  try a few times (another story!), because I don’t have a milking stand yet, but hopefully I will have one in the next week or so and I will be able to recreate Heidi’s first meal with grandfather on the Alm…finally!

Little Barley, five minutes old.

 

Book Trailer for my upcoming book The Original Horse Bible (Bow Tie Press, co-author Moira C. Reeve)

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